{"id":791,"date":"2026-01-05T21:42:10","date_gmt":"2026-01-05T21:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/?p=791"},"modified":"2026-01-05T21:42:10","modified_gmt":"2026-01-05T21:42:10","slug":"snow-and-yellow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/?p=791","title":{"rendered":"Snow and Yellow"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It\u2019s been snowing quite a bit here. Kids being kids, there is always the joke about not eating yellow snow. I used to be perplexed by it and didn\u2019t understand the joke but once I saw a dog relieved itself near a building, it stuck to my mind ever since. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile when I first started working, I asked my colleague whether I can park my car near the office. He said yeah, anywhere other than the double yellow lines. I didn\u2019t understand it at that time but the double yellow lines means no parking.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyways, today when picking up the kids from school, I saw cars parking right near the entrance, along the double yellow lines. Hmm, I guess they don\u2019t want to walk too far in the snow. Still, you\u2019re not supposed to park on the yellow lines\u2026 wait a minute. The lines are covered by snow. \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fair enough. Not sure the police traffic would agree but I am sure the parents are not too worried about them in this cold weather. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thank you for reading. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s been snowing quite a bit here. Kids being kids, there is always the joke about not eating yellow snow. I used to be perplexed by it and didn\u2019t understand the joke but once I saw a dog relieved itself near a building, it stuck to my mind ever since. Meanwhile when I first started&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[39,136,149,148],"class_list":["post-791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-kids","tag-parenting","tag-parking","tag-snow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=791"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":792,"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions\/792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/farisismail.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}